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Dry Wit

Half-Wit Flight | 355mL

Half-Wit Flight | 355mL

Regular price $72.00 USD
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Mixed Half Wits. 355mL
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Find your favorite for the weeknight table.

Pippi

Buoyant and headstrong with playful acidity, light body, and a pleasing minerality. Like a day at the beach, but with better snacks. Built for brine: oysters, sushi, a celebratory toast, potato chips.

Pine Tea (water, white pine needles), verjus, rice vinegar, salt, CO2

Serve chilled in stemware.

No added sugar. The flavor shows up on its own.

355mL
Serving: 1/2 bottle (6 fl oz) | 15 Calories | Sodium 78mg | Sugars 2g

Salinger

Layered acidity, ripe fruit, and foraged botanicals. A versatile outsider that's hard to pin down. Pairs with Monday meatloaf, Wednesday leftovers, commitment issues, and Saturday ratatouille. Sassy, but you could still bring them home to meet your parents.

Linden Tea (water, linden flower), verjus, pear juice, apple cider vinegar, salt, CO2

Serve chilled in stemware

No added sugar. The flavor shows up on its own.

355mL
Serving: 1/2 bottle (6 fl oz) | 15 Calories | Sodium 91mg | Sugars 2g

Bruce

Pompous and lovable. Structured tannins, robust acidity, and a peppery finish built for contemplation. Pour it with roast mushrooms, smoked meats, hot dish, good chocolate, or a cigar. Bunny slippers optional.

Bay Tea (water, bay leaves), verjus, cherry juice, apple cider vinegar, salt, CO2

Serve chilled in stemware

No added sugar. The flavor shows up on its own.

355mL
Serving: 1/2 bottle (6 fl oz) | 15 Calories | Sodium 93mg | Sugars 2g

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